I Predict, Therefore I Am – Language Model Core Philosophy Cup

Cogito, ergo sum? Nah. For today’s parrots, it’s all about token prediction. Drink from this cup in a video call with another AI sales person who calls their chatbot “intelligent.” With a deadpan LLM parody and a stylish vector design, this is the existential crisis of AI... with coffee inside.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

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